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Whom to trust?

On a hot (it was always hot) afternoon between classes I was walking through the campus cafeteria to a pizza joint. Next thing I knew I was being ushered in to listen to a lady in a smart red suit from the Canadian embassy liaison talk about why I and everyone else in the room should consider going to that country to finish our degrees.

Canada was not a melting pot she said. No crime like in the US, poverty and things like that. Very nice people. The new(er) land of opportunity.

So my formal introduction to this land was an utter and completer lie. Continue reading ‘Whom to trust?’

The Dharma of Radicals

goatDharma: I had planned to throw a concise definition on here about the word, but really, I don’t think it can be defined very easily. It has something to do with leading a flourishing life that is of virtue, the conscience and being just (and thanks to post-modernism all of these words are open to definition).  As the royal patron Bhishma says in the Mahabharata, dharma is subtle. However, you’d know it if you ever saw it. It’s rather unmistakable.

Where you won’t find dharma: in the pseudo-intellectual, nationalistic, self-congratulating middle class of India (and anywhere else this exists). Continue reading ‘The Dharma of Radicals’

Stories from the Gulf

dubai_gold_souqI’ve had a short two weeks in the Gulf of Oman, shuttling between a couple of cities, including of course the old hang-out area known as Dubai.

After getting lost a bunch of times in the new suburban neighbourhood my parents moved to, I took a look around and saw/heard the same crap as last time. Recession, increasing crime rates, mega-corporate partnerships, and so on.

Having recovered from the shock of being served by an European at a restaurant (recession all over the place), I decided to write a few short stories summing up some of my favourite conversations and experiences here. These are all unfortunately true for the most part.

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Resisting Homogenization: At Home and On the Streets

img_2603The past few weeks have been trying on a number of accounts. Watching good friends getting beaten up and arrested by cops, watching a war machine in propaganda mode after murdering activists bringing aid to Gaza, and (on the positive side) seeing for the first time in Vancouver a massed solidarity movement in support of Palestine.

Just imagine within all this the sheer incompetence of the many in the left to separate reality from propaganda, or the inability to notice how their arguments are tilted in favour of homogenizing movements. Trying indeed. Continue reading ‘Resisting Homogenization: At Home and On the Streets’

Mossad Plays Ocean's 26

CaughtOn 19 January, as the people of Dubai marvelled at the very rare instance of rain in the city, Hamas leader Mahmoud al-Mabhouh was being given muscle relaxant before being smothered. His assassins were 26 operatives that were using fake passports to get around the city. The operation took place quickly and mercilessly, at the end of which the Hamas operative who had been accused of trying to get his organization closer to Iran lay dead. What the agents, who have been by now been identified as Mossad, did not count on was the fallout. Continue reading ‘Mossad Plays Ocean's 26′

Cows in tunnels

Cows in tunnelsThis is a complicated post. This post is about the old colonial policy about divide and rule and how it impacted the world over centuries and continues to do so to this day. This post is about the fallout from the colonial masters, the tatters of cultures they left behind once they decided that multi-nationalism worked far better at creating and maintaining slave culture than actual colonialism. This post is also about cows smuggled inside tunnels. How are these two subject related? Read on.

Divide and conquer was a maxim a lot of Indians I knew spat out with a certain amount of indignation. It came with the realization that said Indians had only realized the British strategy far too late, after it had caused deep enough rifts between religions and classed in the subcontinent to the point that when it was given independence, three different countries had to be created. Continue reading ‘Cows in tunnels’

Personifying Friendship and Terror

The man on the left is Jalaluddin Haqqani. He was aided back in the 80s by the CIA in his battles with the Soviets in Afghanistan. He even helped form the post-war government back then. He visited the Reagan White House, and was claimed to be “goodness personified” by Charlie Wilson (Wilson was played by Tom Hanks in a biopic that re-wrote history to say that it was US aid instead of the mujahadin that won the 1980s Afghanistan war).

He is also the prime suspect in the planning of a very successful suicide bombing around the new year that took out seven CIA employees in Afghanistan. Continue reading ‘Personifying Friendship and Terror’

Drowning sheikhs

DrowningA bit less than a month ago, a rather special man sat on a flight back from London. He was more than a bit dejected. The European leaders that had flocked to his side had just wagged their fingers at him for the billions his little city owed their nations. He was to them no longer the wunderkid that had raised a metropolis in the middle of a desert.

And then he picked up a copy of the Times that nearly made his royal blood boil right out of his skin onto his gold-threaded kandura.

Upon arriving back home in Dubai, the man, who was Dubai’s ruler Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid al-Maktoum, ordered the Ministry of Information and police to confiscate all copies of the Sunday Times from news stands. Continue reading ‘Drowning sheikhs’

The Technocrats of India

mansingh1I was meandering through a shop a few months ago – one of those hipster places that sells things that make you feel like you’re not really buying but sharing whatever the hell it is that’s caught your eye.

My friend, who was similarly meandering about pointed to someone and said to me, “Isaac, America’s the only country where people walk about wearing t-shirts with the president’s face on it. It’s weird. You won’t catch anyone in India doing that.”

Now, I’m a thinking man, and this statement got me thinking. Though I’ve only been to my native land, India, for less than a year if one were to stalk me and cumulate each month-long visit, I do take a bit of interest in the culture and politics there. I mean, where the hell else do you have baby-tossing rituals? Continue reading ‘The Technocrats of India’

Location bloody location

Distractions

First of all, I’m shocked to find out from Stim that “Izzy” was Asper’s nickname. Because that was my nickname as a child from the paternal side of the family. Coincidence? Yes, totally.

Incidentally, Comcast is planning to soon bulk up by taking over NBC-Universal. And you thought it was going to end with the latter.

But, this is an excellent segway into all things Israeli.

What has the country been up to? Other than bombing a few more settlements – the whole set-fire-to-the-apples-to-kill-the-worms strategy – it has also gone ahead with planning more settlements in Al Quds. Even the French were a bit miffed. As always, there’s more than meets the eye. Israel has what’s known as a heinous plan afoot. Continue reading ‘Location bloody location’